Shitheads | Theatre Philadelphia


Bert's Bikes and Sports, a down-and-out bike shop in lower Manhattan, is on its last leg. Customers have vanished, the shop across the street is poaching their best mechanics, and the new guy they just hired doesn't even own a bike. Now that Alejandro has finally been promoted to manager, he'll need to get creative in order to save the shop he loves – and he just so happens to have an idea that could bring Bert's back from the dead...


Douglas Williams


Kevin Glaccum

Estimated Run Time

90 minutes
Feb 22 - Mar 12, 2017
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Proscenium Theatre at The Drake
302 S. Hicks Street
Philadelphia, PA 19102
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