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Close Your Legs, Honey

"Close Your Legs, Honey" by Hannah Parke and Shamus Hunter McCarty - A Staged Reading

She's plucked, she's sucked, and she's tucked. Beauty has met it's match, or has it? Join Honey and her foul-mouthed Mama as they take on an army of pint-sized glamazons for Grand Supreme glory. Close Your Legs, Honey, created by Hannah Parke and Shamus Hunter McCarty, shows how far parents go to reach perfection in the high-glitz culture of American Southern beauty pageants. Will Honey have what it takes to earn the crown and the chance to meet her idol Dolly Parton? Mama say a prayer!

Monday, February 12th, 7:00pm

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Writers & Directors

Hannah Parke
Shamus Hunter McCarty

Estimated Run Time

1 Hour


Philly Theatre Week
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Feb 12 - Feb 12, 2018
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